Vortex Schmortex

Last 6 Runs

5 miles, 7:15 pace | 4 miles, 7:30 pace | 4 miles, 7:30 pace | 5.5 miles, 7:00 pace | 7 miles, 7:00 pace | 6 miles, 6:50 pace


We have officially run the gamut of ridiculous Ohio weather multiple times over in January and into February. Schools were closed in Columbus due to wind chills dropping below -20 in the middle of last week and so I was relegated to my old enemy the treadmill for a couple days. Can you guess which runs those were?

But then the polar vortex passed and three days later it was nearly 60 degrees and sunny. The temperature has moved from to 0 to 50 to 0 to 50 in the span of two weeks. Ohio is weird, and climate change is coming for us all. In other news, I’m officially an old man whose life revolves around the weather forecast. Honestly, I spend inordinate amounts of time on my weather app preparing for the hours when I might be spending time outside within the next week.

On the positive side of that global warming thing, you do get some pretty spectacular days to enjoy during what would normally be miserable winter. On Super Bowl Sunday I waited until about 2 p.m. when it was about 58 degrees and went for my longest run of 2019. With people preparing for the game, the bike path was emptier than it would normally be on such a perfect day for exercise, and I had an awesome run. Cruising along at 7 minute miles felt easy, and getting a little Vitamin D back in the system wasn’t too shabby either.

These types of runs are necessary for me. After a couple days straight on a treadmill, and a few runs where it was cold and grey and hard to convince myself to get outside, it’s so refreshing to reset with a run where you want to get out and get after it. It’s so encouraging to be running fast, and long, and feeling totally fine doing it. Running is not always like that.

The only way I could follow that up was with a ridiculous rain run the following day. It was still in the low 50s, but temps were going to drop significantly overnight, and I just couldn’t pass that up. So I through on the Patagonia water gear and my Boston Marathon hat (to let anyone else on the bike path know that I was better than them, of course) and headed on to the path again.

It was another great run, and I moved quickly because the rain and wind just have a way of keeping you especially active, but it also had a memorable detour. I was running on the sidewalk between sections of bike path when I car came by and hammered a puddle next to me. I have no idea if it was intentional, but it felt like the low moment in a movie when everything is going wrong for a guy and then a car comes and covers him in water, and I was pissed. I shouted and took off at a near-sprint, trying to catch the car and, I don’t know, knock on their window and shout more obscenities?

Alas, the driver was able to execute a right turn at the red light I was trying to catch up to him at and escape. I’d like to think that person was a little bit shook the rest of the way home, though. I’m an intimidating dude.


I ran 95 miles in January, a pretty solid number. I would have broken 100 if not for that cold/flu I got in the middle of the month. Still, I’m feeling really good about my running, and with only a month and a half of dodging cold weather to go, it’s exciting to feel like I’m in good shape with lots of time to improve. The base is pretty close to being there, and the speed comes next!